Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — Police said a 19-year-old man was arrested after he hit his girlfriend in the face with a sandwich while she was driving, knocking her glasses off her face. Emmanuelle Rodriguez is charged with domestic battery and child abuse for the incident that occurred Friday while his 19-year-old girlfriend, Brittany Gonzales, their 7-month-old child and he were on Interstate 95 traveling to their new apartment in Fort Pierce.
According to an incident report, the boy was asleep in the back seat when Rodriguez became angry and began striking her in the face with a sandwich. Police said Gonzales was screaming for him to stop because she couldn’t see and thought she was going to wreck.
Gonzales told police he then ripped the rearview mirror off the windshield and began hitting the windshield with the mirror. She exited the interstate and told him to get out, leaving him for his mother to pick him up.
Rodriguez admitted to police that they were arguing and he didn’t want to hit her, so he threw a sandwich in her face instead, the report said. He was arrested and transported to the St. Lucie County Jail.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.
Police haven’t said what type of sandwich was involved.
“LISTEN UP WOMAN!!! YOU DON’T PIPE DOWN YOU KNOW WHAT’S COMIN’! NOW LEAVE ME BE AND LET ME EAT MY SANDWICH IN PEACE!!!!!”
How do we not know what type of sandwich was used? Wouldn’t that be the first thing that investigators should find out. I mean are we talking Salami??? That could knock the poor girl strait out. Or are we talking weak lil’ turkey breast??? Cuz if were talking turkey breast the girl is being a lil’ drama queen for making it look like here glasses fell off. The investigators in Port St. Lucie need to get their act together and figure out what kind of deli meats were on that submarine. And what about condiments. Was there mustard involved? If so, were talking hours upon hours trying to get that stain off her upholstery and were looking at a real crime here. And how messed up….man just got done assaulting his girl with a footlong from Subway and his mom has to come and pick him up. “You are grounded son, no more sandwiches for a week!”
Not sure if this is what the Earl of Sandwich intended when threw two pieces of bread together with a lil’ meat of your choice in the middle. The Earl is underrated. I don’t think he gets the props he deserves. I mean who doesn’t absolutely enjoy the sandwich.