Orlando, FL – A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World.
John William Moyer of Cressona, Pa., told the judge he is innocent. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman.
He was convicted Tuesday of misdemeanor battery and sentenced to write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service. Moyer must also pay $1,000 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.
The victim says she had to do everything possible to keep Moyer’s hands off her breasts.
Courtesy of AOL Weird News
Wait a minute! Hold everything! Ole dude’s son said that he would never touch a woman like that, so there is no way this is true. He had to have been set up. This is a fix, a fix I tell you. Drop all charges immediately!
Dude, who cares what your son says and quit driving across 14 states to grope giant mouses. I mean, seriously, you are groping like an eight-foot tall mouse who already has a man. That is some sick shatsky. Plus, you really don’t want to get bloodied up by the iron fist of Mickey Mouse, do you?









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