My Resume-Economic Downturn is Forcing Me To Get a Second Job

Dirk Nowitzki

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dc@straitpinkie.com

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● IBEER

● I dislike heavy lifting, idiots, global warming, pandas, and menstruation

● I have both my hands still

● References available upon request

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  1. Bobby E says:

    WHY IN THE EARF WOULD YOU HATE PANDAS?!?!? HAVE YOU NE’ER SEEN

    http://www.straitpinkie.com/hilariousness/sneezing-part-deux-a-panda-bear/

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