GQ presents, “America’s 25 Douchiest Colleges”

GQ magazine has searched all over the country and found the 25 most douchiest colleges in the land. We here at the Pinkie also refers to douches as “tools”, but the same, we’ll call them ‘qualities’ apply when determining the level of douchiness. The methodology behind qualifying is determining which schools produce alumni that have surpassed common pretension and can be boiled down to “people who annoy us or just feel threatened by”.

The top spot was awarded to Brown University with the Dukies coming in second. Other schools of note in top 25 include Princeton, Harvard, Georgia, and USC. So check out the complete top 25 list to see if your Alma mater made the cut. A special tinks goes out to the SportsInferno.com for providing the link.

If you need help in identifying a douche or tool, look for these universal signs: pink polo, popped collar, sandals, ripped jeans (preferably pre-ripped jeans upon purchase and worn year round), spiked up hair using excessive amounts of hair gel, chin strap beard, and going through a full bottle of cologne for every weekend of going out to clubs. Douches or tools do not necessarily display every one of these traits, but if they exhibit two or more then you can safely assume that guy is a douche. See below.

These guys appall me