Get You A Snuggie Today!

We are approaching the Holiday Season and it is sometimes difficult to think of good gift ideas. Well, we don’t just focus on sports here at straitpinkie.com. Get you a Snuggie today! It is a blanket with sleeves! Your moms and pops will love it. Your granny will love it. Your beast will love it. Just look how happy all these peeps are. It is made with ultra-soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized sleeves, so you can move your arms and your hands and still be wrapped in warmth. NO MORE COLD FEET!! All for only $14.95! We are not getting commission by promoting this product. I promise. It is just the sweetest invention since that ear-bug thing that is used by that old dude so he can watch tv why his wife is poppin’ z’s and that crazy lady who spies on her neighbors three doors down.

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  1. Brian T says:

    It looks like the uniform for the “Heaven’s Gate” cult who wanted to hitch a ride on the UFO following behind comet Halebop back in the 90′s. All you need is some blue pants and white tennis shoes.

  2. Guy Smiley says:

    Any reference to the Hale Bop comet cult is definitely appreciated. Remember the old, bald dude with the crazy eyes who was the leader of that cult (Applegate I think was his last name)?

  3. Bobby E says:

    Christina Applegate was in a cult??? Could never imagine Kelly Bundy bein’ a part of such debauchery!!!

  4. Guy Smiley says:

    Wikipedia searching leads me to discover it was Marshall AppleWHITE, not Applegate, my sincerest apologies.

  5. Guy Smiley says:

    It’s not a habit of mine to make light of the deaths of 39 people, but the Heaven’s Gate Wikipedia page is high unintentional comedy, especially the part about them adding “-ody” to the end of their first names when they joined (my name would be Guy-ody):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(cult)

  6. Guy Smiley says:

    Cripes, the link didn’t work right, copy-paste the whole thing to go the page.

  7. Bobby E says:

    MAJOR APPLEWHITE!??!??!? FORMER TEXAS QB?!?!?!? AMAZING!!!!!!! WHO KNEW CELEBRITY CULT STATUS WAS SO BIG!!!!

  8. Bobby E says:

    1) Seriously, can’t you just buy these at your local Monastery’s GW Styles or DAV?
    2) Aren’t they just open-backed Monk robes? Probably banned by the Archdiocese for showing too much skin???

    3) Somebody please buy me one for Christmas, I don’t know how I’m going to survive another winter w/o one!!!

  9. Mean Gene says:

    Orrrrrrr you could just buy a robe!!!

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