Drunkenness+Texties=Hilariousness

For myself, last Friday night consisted of a few dirty thoughts, some hand to hand combat with myself for being a bad, bad boy and then immense relaxation. For another (Bobby E) it obviously consisted of copious alcoholic beverage consumption and a few attempts at having a conversation via text; the following is what ensued. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent but the profane language has.

Bobby E (1:29 a.m): F***** bullshiv

Mean Gene: What?

Bobby E (1:31): I’m f***** pissed F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mean Gene: Why?

Bobby E (1:36): Why what the f***

Bobby E (1:36): What is this the five w’s?????

Mean Gene: who?what?when?where?why?

Bobby E (1:46): Why yali not on dance flor???

Mean Gene: Huh?

Bobby E (1:49): Dual yet you both app hold

Mean Gene: Uh, ok

Bobby E (1:52): Hes got onling

Bobby E (2:07) False negative??? these b****** are apesno

Mean Gene: what the hecks going on?

Bobby E (2:41): Do not do it telly item to nun do it f***** fuj

Bobby E (2:45): Are your nipples hard

Bobby E (2:46): Holy duck

Bobby E (2:48): Sat wants whate so what the f***

Bobby E (2:53): So mad!!!!!

Bobby E (2:57): It’s 3:6 3f*** in

Bobby E (3:27): Are t kidding me

Bobby E (3:28) F**** em

Bobby E (3:54) Oh dual

P.S. all times are CST, meaning in the K-Y all times were actually one hour later.

This just goes to show that tiny little buttons and blurry vision make for one entertaining evening/morning. So please, if you are not an avid texter, just try it whilst drinking and entertain someone like myself at your own expense.