Couple Gets in Argument, Then Fight Each Other with Cheetos

Shelbyville, TN- Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and 44-year-old Mary S. Childers became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

Courtesy of AOL Weird News

How hard do you have to throw a cheetoh for it to be used as an assault weapon?  I mean, dead serious, these kids would have to have canons like Henry Roengardner to pull something like this off.

We all know that the state of Tennessee loves the color orange, but isn’t this taking it a little too far?

CHEETOH IN YO FACE!!!!