Ben Roethlisberger Off-Season Training in Full Swing

Just a few years ago, we were all near tears puking as we heard about choir boy/Steelers’ QB Ben Roethlisberger driving his little sister to prom on the team’s bye week. While Roethlisberger’s bye week activities may be pure and altruistic, his off-season endeavors are a bit more brash. After hitting the college bar circuit in the Milledgeville, Georgia area this past week, Big Ben is facing sexual assault charges from a 20-year-old. She claims the quarterback may have put his hands under center when she asked him to get back in shotgun formation. While there is definitely a chance she’s just a gold digger looking to get into the quarterback’s pockets, this is the second such case brought against the Manchurian Quarterback in the past few years. It’s tough to hate on a single, 28-year-old pro athlete looking to get some strange, but throwing booze down an underage girl’s throat is something that NickEv would do to a young hottie on a Friday night. Here are a few other off-season activities Big Ben may be taking part in to prepare for the upcoming season.

Hoping to get an honorary degree from Georgia College and State U?

- Bathroom attendant
Much like the guy handing out towels at a gentleman’s club, the Miami-Ohio alum seems to enjoy his time in the men’s room. Although we may never know exactly what went on in the now infamous Georgia bathroom, I’m sure Roethlisberger was running the hurry-up offense. Whether it was a criminal act or just a random hookup, Ben seems to have mastered the intricacies of public restroom etiquette.

- Greek Week participant
What better way to fan your competitive flame, all while getting to impress some college-age girls?  Big Ben dropping anchor in the tug of war event would mean an instant victory for one lucky fraternity. Better hope there’s not a flag football event, otherwise there’s gonna be some frat boys catching long bombs while blushing chicks look on with Solo cups in their hands.

- Public speaker for underage drinking awareness
Commissioner Goodell loves NFL players making public service announcements almost as much as the athletes hate making them. The Manchurian quarterback wants to remind all young people that drinking if you’re under 21 is just wrong…unless you have a fake ID want to come into his VIP room.