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Ten things you should never say to a drunk chick
Always befriend the chubby girl before breaking into the circle of hotness.
Stupid Sports Names, Volume III: The Bracket
An interactive battle of the mascots. Vote for your favorite!
What are you searching for?
Probably the best move we made in starting this madness that we call Straitpinkie.com (other than just being generally awesome, of course) was to sign up for service called Feedjit. Feedjit automatically tracks who is visiting our site in real time, which page they arrived on, their location, and how they arrived (direct hit, Google [...]
“C” is for Cards’ Conference Championship, UofL 62, WVU 59; Tomarken’s Tabulation
It may not have been pretty at times (see Irish, Notre Dame and Huskies, UConn), but the Louisville Cardinals captured their first ever Big East Conference regular season championship on Saturday night at a packed WVU Coliseum in Morgantown with a 62-59 victory over the Mountaineers. Terrence Williams solidified his spot as the conference’s most [...]
Does Louisville Deserve a #1 Seed?
With a #6 national ranking in what has been called the deepest college basketball conference in the history of the world, the Louisville Cardinals are one game away from finishing their regular season, after a 95-78 win on Wednesday night over Seton Hall. Though the Cards control their own destiny for a #2 seed (with [...]
Big D Propels Cardinals 62-58, Tomarken’s Tabulation
If the Louisville Cardinals are going to make a deep run in this year’s NCAA Tournament, the defense they played in today’s 62-58 victory over 8th ranked Marquette will be a key factor. Despite the relatively low point total, the Cardinals had four players scoring in double figures, led by senior Andre McGee’s 16 points [...]
You Make My Pants Smile
Dirk here. After an extensive break for eating, drinking and Christmasing, I’m back. Don’t you worry about the 10 pounds I packed on, either. That’s none of your business. Anyway, I’m back asking for your suggestions, ideas, and stupidity. If you have any topics you’d like to see discussed, drop me an email at [email protected], and [...]
He’s Back! UofL vs. Minnesota Preview
“Guess who’s back? Back again. Tubby’s back. Tell a friend.” -Eminem (Except the part about Tubby) That song has been stuck in my head when thinking about tomorrow’s matchup between the Cards and Minnesota Golden Gophers at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. For the record, I was a Tubby fan. He made me tolerate [...]
A Backwards Kinda Game: Cards 77, Ole Miss 68
In a game completely overshadowed by one of the participating coaches coming off an arrest for an alleged assault charge less than 20 hours prior to tip-off, the Cards wore down the Ole Miss Rebels on Thursday night to force an overall tie in the inagural Big East/SEC Challenge with a 77-68 victory at U.S. [...]
Reds shopping patiently…
Not much happening these days on the Reds’ front. Other than getting an okay catcher and an old reliever, the RedLegs seem intent on patiently waiting out the field and exploring all sorts of options for the RH power hitter they desperately need. So, to heat up the Reds’ Hot Stove a little bit, here’s [...]
Louisville Man About to Take a Cool Million from ESPN
Jordan Fulkerson might be one win away from becoming the first ESPN Streak for the Cash winner. But Katie Kaufmann also could win the $1 million grand prize with two correct picks Sunday. Fulkerson, from Louisville, Ky., successfully picked Boston College to beat Wake Forest on Saturday to get his 24th win in a row. [...]
Post UK-Delaware State Thoughts
Well that’s good, UK’s not going to go winless this year. This team needed badly to get a ‘W’ under its belt, and ideally it would be a win that UK did not have to sweat out down the stretch. Indeed, that’s exactly what UK got in a 71-42 triumph against an overmatched Delaware State [...]
The First Catapult Hoop Star
Cats got their first win today against Delaware State. Our thoughts on the game will come later in the show. In the meantime check out this group of morans who attempt to send their dumbest friend to the roof with a basketball goal used as a catapult. Just a lil’ more oomph guys.
Fox’s Lockses – Double Dip! 1) Oregon St (+3) at Arizona 2) Ole Miss at LSU (-3)
I need to go for two games today to get back on track… If I were you I would parlay and tease these games! Oregon State to get to the Rose Bowl and LSU just doesn’t lose at home! Career Record (4-6)
Delaware State Breakdown
If you don’t know anything about Delaware State Hornets yet, you may by the end of the season. The Hornets 2008-09 schedule is jam-packed with games against foes from power conferences. They have already lost at Dayton (62-42) and at Ohio State (70-42). After Kentucky they go on the road to face West Virginia, Connecticut, [...]
Fox’s Lockses- Michigan (+14) vs. Duke
Take the Wolverines +14 in tonight’s final in the 2K Sports Classic benefiting Coaches vs. Cancer. Expect the Dukies to struggle with Michigan’s 1-3-1 zone and Manny Harris and the rest of the Wolverines will make enough three to keep them in the game. Career Record (4-5)
Kittens or Mittens???
As I’m sure most you have heard, the urban legend in regard to whether or not baby cats (a.k.a. kittens) can warm cold hearts and even colder hands, has been called into question. For this very reason, I Mean Gene have procured a very in-depth analysis and documented my findings on these very effects. As far as I know I am the [...]
Julianne Hough Calls It Quits
It’s a very sad day for us “Dancing with the Stars” fans. While on Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show (KIIS FM’s “On Air with Ryan Seacrest”) professional dancer Julianne Hough said that she will not be returning in the spring to compete for her third Mirror Ball Trophy. “I’m not going to be back next [...]
