1. Cats or Cards? Favorite Player?
Cards! Cheered for them in college. When he played, Luke Whitehead

2. What’s the best/worst pick-up lines you’ve ever heard?
You are gorgeous, can I take you out to dinner sometime? / You and your girlfriend are hott, can I join you all in the bed tonight?!

3. Better invention: the wheel or sliced bread?
wheel

4. Favorite cartoon growing up?
Scooby doo

5. How many pushups can you do?
25-30

6. Do you have any tattoos? How many/where?
3: foot, wrist, lower back

7. Which super power would you want to have and why?
Flying, because then I could travel where ever I wanted too

8. If we looked inside your fridge, what would we find?
Condiments, vodka, beer, crystal light

9. Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
Ashley Greene who plays Alice Cullen in Twilight

10. Dumb and Dumber: Greatest movie ever or Greatest movie ever?
It was a pretty funny movie

11. As you know, the House of Representatives recently passed a large energy bill which sets up a system that puts a price on greenhouse gas emissions and allows companies to obtain and trade credits. The three versions of this bill set for a vote in the Senate. Senators Joe Lieberman and John Kerry offer up a system which implements a cap and trade system, senators Susan Collins and Maria Cantwell also offer a cap and trade system, but one in which revenues would come back to consumers, and another proposal promotes alternative energy sources and opens new parts of the Gulf of Mexico for further exploitation of oil and gas. (this has already been passed by the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee). Which proposal do you think is the best option for the U.S. and why?
Don’t really pay attention to that kind of stuff

12. Unicorns – beautiful mythological creatures or terrifying mutant horses?
Beautiful

13. What’s the first thing you notice about a potential mate?
If they are attractive and can carry on a conversation with me without any awkward moments

14. Are you a beer or mixed drink kind of girl?
Mixed drink

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop?
A LOT!!!

16. If you could travel back in time, what’s the first year you are stopping off in?
The 70s! Party Central

17. Set It And Forget It or George Foreman’s Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine?
George Foreman

18. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
Someone passing out on me during sex….

19. Favorite place to eat at 4 a.m.?
Whities

20. When you’re out, you tend to dance…on the dance floor or on the bar?
Dance on the floor

Turn ons: Foreplay

Turn offs: Bad kissers

Favorites:
Food? Sushi
Sport? Cheerleading
Animal? Great dane

Song? # 12 on my cd
TV Show? True Blood
Movie? Twilight series
Book? Twilight books
Bar/Club/Hangout? Mollys/Sullys/my apt

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Amitjo Kajla, 27, is claiming constructive dismissal after leaving her job in Brinsford Young Offenders’ Institution near Wolverhampton.

However former colleagues questioned her behaviour with male inmates and suggested she chose to reject advice about the dress code.

It was also alleged many inmates knew where she lived.

Lee Hastings, who worked with Miss Kajla, said: “I heard that her personal address and the area in which she lived was, shall we say, common knowledge amongst the inmates.”

Miss Kajla claims she was effectively sacked by Brinsford in April last year following a blemish-free spell working at Shrewsbury prison.

‘Shouted aggressively’

Stephen Roberts, for Miss Kajla, accused Mr Hastings of shouting aggressively at his client in an incident where she had simply followed an order.

He further accused Mr Hastings of becoming annoyed when Miss Kajla lodged a complaint of bullying against him.

Mr Hastings said he did not mean to upset Miss Kajla, adding he was concerned about security breaches at the prison, which houses male young offenders.

Philippa Maddox, a prison officer who took induction with Miss Kajla, said the 27-year-old did not follow advice regarding hair and make-up and claimed the uniform she wore was “snugly fitted”.

She said: “Miss Kajla would go and talk to the lads. She lacked boundaries and assertiveness with the prisoners.”

Michael Doolan, a senior prison officer at Brinsford, said one inmate told Miss Kajla: “I wouldn’t mind taking you back to my cell”. He alleged that she did not respond to the comment.

He added: “Although there were issues with her lack [of] assertiveness, I believed she would improve with more experience.”

The hearing continues.

NO WAY A GIRL THIS HOT SHOULD EVER BE PUT IN A PRISON TO START WITH….

Courtesy of BBC

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