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Jennifer Lamiraqui…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | October 22nd, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

Why some people aren’t more famous I just don’t understand. Today’s Yump has been in ads for such brands as: Anti-flirt, Bergdorf Goodman, Calida, Laura Biagiotti, Lazaro, Pantene, Revlon Eyewear, and S.Olivier.

She was also featured in Maxim Magazine in 2001 and has modeled lingerie for Valisere. Jennifer Lamiraqui, UH YUMP!!

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Elizabeth Banks…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | September 13th, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

I love the recency effect. I recently purchassed a PS3 and since I had to get a BluRay to play on it I went with the best choice of on sale DVD’s. That happened to be Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Well the leading lady in that film has also appeared in the Spiderman films, The Uninvited, The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Role Models. She also had J.D. (Zach Braff’s) baby on the hilarious Scrubs. And now she can add Straitpinkie.com Yump to her resume. Elizabeth Banks, UH YUMP!!

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The Lovely Ladies Of College Football…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | September 3rd, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

The 2009 college football season kicked off last night and today we celebrate that fact with a bevy of beauties representin’ their colleges’ and universities’ football teams.  It’s time for tailgatin’, it’s time for the lovely ladies of college football, UH YUMP!!

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[CLICK HERE FOR HUGE GALLERY OF THE GIRLS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL]

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Misa Campo…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | August 16th, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

I just discovered today’s Yump while putting together last Yumpday’s Girls Of All 32 National Football League Squads Yump page (she is one of the Charger girls…). Seeing her face, I had to find out who she was.

I know the recency effect is a *****, but this girl has one of the sexiest faces I have ever seen. Apparently she was born on a January 28th in Montréal, Quebec, and is a Filipina/Dutch model. She was in the September 2006 issue of Maxim, and how she didn’t blow up is beyond me. Though she is a new model and her career hasn’t exploded yet, she has become widely known and very popular among the net geeks and nerds. Count me in as one of those net geeks and nerds — cuz Misa Campo, UH YUMP!!

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Miranda Kerr…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | August 13th, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

It’s a Friday from Down Under.  This Australlian is known for her work with Victoria’s Secret and that’s about it.  Miranda Kerr, UH YUMP!!

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[CLICK HERE FOR MIRANDA KERR'S ENTIRE GALLERY]

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Girls Of All 32 National Football League Squads…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | August 11th, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

Our Girls Of All 30 Major League Baseball Squads was so popular, and given the NFL officially kicked off its preseason this week, we’re Yumpday Humpday’n it with the lovely ladies of the NFL.

While the Jets and Eagles are both solid with the help of former YUMP! Jenn Sterger and Adrianne respectively, the Cowboys of course come through (esp. with Melissa Rycroft) and the Redskins are nothing to sneeze at, nor are the Jaguars… I’m really not sure who takes the crown here so I’m gonna poll our readers to find out which NFL team has the hottest girls. Of course it won’t be the Detroit Lions, as they don’t even have cheerleaders… What. A. Pathetic. Franchise. Anyhow, the Pinkie presents: The Girls Of All 32 National Football League Squads, UH YUMP!! Be sure to vote for who you think has the hottest fans/cheerleaders after the jump and gallery.

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[CLICK HERE TO SEE WHICH SQUAD HAS THE HOTTEST GIRLS AND VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE]

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The Girls Of All 30 Major League Baseball Squads…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | August 4th, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

With spring training starting today, we celebrate the fans of all 30 MLB squads on this Yumpday Humpday.  Who has the hottest? Obviously it’s the Cubs, with the Dodgers and Marlins a close second and third. The Diamondbacks and Phillies had good showings, and as for the White Sox, well, check out the gallery and see for yourself…

It was pretty tough to find fans for some of these teams, and due to this fact Alyssa Milano (officially a die-hard Dodger fan) makes a couple of appearances for different teams.  However, to be fair, she’s probably spread ‘em for at least one player on two-thirds of the squads anyhow.  The Girls of all 30 MLB Squads, UH YUMP!!

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Kelly Carlson…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | July 23rd, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

Best Known as Kimber Henry on FX’s Nip/Tuck, today’s Yump is possibly the hottest thing to ever come out of the state of Minnesota, and our second (technically third) Kelly of the week (see Monday’s Yump!! Kelly Kelly). Her biggest film role to date was along side WWE superstar John Cena in The Marine. 33-year old Kelly Carlson, UH YUMP!!

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[CLICK HERE FOR KELLY CARLSON'S FULL GALLERY]

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Jennifer Walcott…UH YUMP!!!

By: Carl H | July 21st, 2009 | Category: UH YUMP!!!

Best known as a Playboy playmate, today’s Yumpday Yump has also starred in American Pie:Band Camp and American Summer. She was also chosen as a finalist for the 2006 WWE Diva Search but could not participate due to other conflicts. She is engaged to NFL free agent safety Adam Archuleta… Jennifer Walcott, UH YUMP!!

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Pinkies Up!!! Stayin’ Alive Edition

By: Carl H | July 21st, 2009 | Category: Pinkies Up

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Burger King Sponsorship Is Creative Creepy (With Leather)

Barkley Says Tiger’s Career More Impressive Than Jordan’s (Awful Announcing)

2009 College Football Preview: Big 10 or Little 11  (Major League Jerk)

Dan Mullen’s First Test At Mississippi State (SEC Rivals)

Don’t Drink And Cross The Street (Manofest)

Four Ways To Get Out Of Work Around The House (Chris Illuminati)

Man Charged $23 Quadrillion For Pack Of Cigarettes (MoonDog Sports)

Picture: Yeah, This Is About Right (9 To Fried)

Saw VI: The Bernie Kosar Story (HHR)

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Is Ten Years Old (Wanna Feel Old)

Thor Has A Warning (Gadjunk)

Top 40 Badass Movies Of The Last Ten Years (Gunaxin)

Top Ten Best Sports Video Games (Dallas Sports Fans)

What Her Pet Really Says About Her (Holy Taco)

Yump Teammates: College Softball Players From Texas (Uncoached)

Erin Andrews Peephole Video Update: Who Was The Source (Don Chavez)

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