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		<title>Bored Chick Pranks Grandma</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nickev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cambridge, MN &#8211; A 21-year-old woman faces felony charges after allegedly prank-calling her 69-year-old grandmother 45 times in one day, threatening to kill her. The woman faces five felony counts including harassment. A criminal complaint said she told police she was &#8220;bored&#8221; and &#8220;wanted to have some fun.&#8221; The woman and a 20-year-old friend, also [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/woman-pranks-grandmother/557744"><em>Cambridge, MN</em></a><em> &#8211; A 21-year-old woman faces felony charges after allegedly prank-calling her 69-year-old grandmother 45 times in one day, threatening to kill her. The woman faces five felony counts including harassment. A criminal complaint said she told police she was &#8220;bored&#8221; and &#8220;wanted to have some fun.&#8221;</em></p>
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<p><em>The woman and a 20-year-old friend, also facing charges, allegedly called the older woman on Feb. 5 and said &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna kill you,&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re going to die&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m watching you.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>Police officers answered some calls for the grandmother and heard a female caller make threats.</em></p>
<p><em>The criminal complaint said the suspect told investigators she wanted to scare her grandmother but didn&#8217;t want her dead. She said she knew it was wrong but not illegal.</em></p>
<p>Courtesy of <a href="http://news.aol.com/weird-news">AOL Weird News</a></p>
<p>In all seriousness, who pranks their own grandma 45 times in one day?  I&#8217;m all for prank calls, they are hilarious.  But who pranks their own grandma and threatens to kill her?  That is just messed up.  It&#8217;s real messed up.</p>
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		<title>Granny&#8217;s Snorin&#8217; is Kinda Hilarious</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nickev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really wish I was still poppin&#8217; z&#8217;s and tasting my pillow right now and not at the work station. But, since your awake, check out granny&#8217;s snore action. It&#8217;s kinda funny.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really wish I was still poppin&#8217; z&#8217;s and tasting my pillow right now and not at the work station.  But, since your awake, check out granny&#8217;s snore action.  It&#8217;s kinda funny.</p>
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		<title>This Girl is Nuts for Some Textin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nickev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Orange County, California &#8211; Greg Hardesty didn&#8217;t LOL when he got his teen daughter&#8217;s cellphone statement. All he could think was &#8220;OMG!&#8221; The California man&#8217;s 13-year-old daughter, Reina, racked up an astonishing 14,528 text messages in one month. The online AT&#38;T statement ran 440 pages. &#8220;First, I laughed. I thought, &#8216;That&#8217;s insane, that&#8217;s impossible,&#8217; &#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01112009/news/nationalnews/this_kids_a_text_maniac_149614.htm"><em>Orange County, California</em></a><em> &#8211; Greg Hardesty didn&#8217;t LOL when he got his teen daughter&#8217;s cellphone statement. All he could think was &#8220;OMG!&#8221; The California man&#8217;s 13-year-old daughter, Reina, racked up an astonishing 14,528 text messages in one month. The online AT&amp;T statement ran 440 pages. </em></p>
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<p><em>&#8220;First, I laughed. I thought, &#8216;That&#8217;s insane, that&#8217;s impossible,&#8217; &#8221; the 45-year-old dad said. &#8220;And I immediately whipped out the calculator to see if it was humanly possible.&#8221; </em></p>
<p><em>He found it was &#8211; barely. It works out to 484 text messages a day, or one every two minutes of every waking hour. </em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Then I thought maybe AT&amp;T made some mistake on the bill,&#8221; said Hardesty, of Silverado Canyon. </em></p>
<p><em>The reporter for the Orange County Register grilled his daughter on her texting habit &#8211; by text message, of course. </em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Who are you texting, anyway? Your entire school?&#8221; he asked. </em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Well, a lot of my friends have unlimited texting. I just text them pretty much all the time,&#8221; she explained. </em></p>
<p><em>She messages a core of &#8220;four obsessive texters&#8221; &#8211; all girls between the ages of 12 and 13 &#8211; on her LG phone. Reina had a karaoke birthday party, and while other people were singing, she was texting her best friend sitting right next to her. She even texted her friends to brag about the high number of text messages she had logged when her parents got the statement. Her texting soared last month because &#8220;it was winter break and I was bored,&#8221; Reina told her parents. Luckily, Hardesty has a phone plan that allows unlimited texting for $30 a month. Otherwise, he estimates, he would have owed AT&amp;T $2,905.60 at a rate of 20 cents per message. </em></p>
<p><em>The average number of monthly texts for a 13- to 17-year-old teen is 1,742, according to a Nielsen study of cellphone usage. Hardesty admits he himself punches in 900 messages a month &#8211; 700 more than average for his age group, according to Nielsen. </em></p>
<p><em>Hardesty and his ex-wife have since placed restrictions on Reina&#8217;s cellphone use, ruling she cannot text after dinner.</em></p>
<p>14,528 text messages, huh? 428 a day? Let&#8217;s say she pops z&#8217;s for six hours, which means she&#8217;s breathing and textin&#8217; for 18. That is nearly 24 text messages an hour.  On average!  How is that even possible?  What is this girl doing?  Is she textin&#8217; her &#8216;whole school&#8217; everytime Hannah Montana comes out with another song that absolutely sucks? Does she text someone everytime Edgar Sosa takes a bad shot? Pops needs to step in and do something about this.  There is no way this girl can fully function. Aren&#8217;t her fingers sore? Who text karaokes anymore? Get a life. I know it&#8217;s harsh but play Wii or read Twilight&#8230;something. Just stay off of your phone for ten minutes.  Meanwhile, Pops is crushing 900 text messages a month.  This has to be the family from that Cingular commercial. I love granny, &#8220;IDK? My BFF Rose.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Mess With Granny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nickev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man honks his horn like six times and even revs his engine whilst granny is simply attempting to cross the street. ON THE CROSSWALK!! That is what the crosswalk is for. You can hear the man slamming his brakes before the camera switches over so he obviously almost hit granny. Get a life, there is [...]]]></description>
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Man honks his horn like six times and even revs his engine whilst granny is simply attempting to cross the street.  ON THE CROSSWALK!! That is what the crosswalk is for. You can hear the man slamming his brakes before the camera switches over so he obviously almost hit granny.  Get a life, there is no way your life is that important.  Old people are hilarious.</p>
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