Tag: fat

Pinkies Up!!! What A Week Edition

| August 28, 2009 | 1 Comment
Pinkies Up!!! What A Week Edition

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Obese Texas Inmate Hides Gun In His Flabs Of Fat

| August 10, 2009 | 2 Comments
Obese Texas Inmate Hides Gun In His Flabs Of Fat

I’m posting this article based solely on the title alone. Courtesy of the Houston Chronicle, here ya go: HOUSTON — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh. Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional [...]

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Big Bertha Can’t Mount Lil’ Fu Peg

| August 7, 2009 | 1 Comment

Big Bertha makes multiple attempts to mount lil’ Fusaichi Pegasus but can’t get up. It’s probably a good thing though. We don’t need lil’ Fu Peg gettin’ crushed.

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Pinkies Up!!! Ta-Da Edition

| July 16, 2009 | 1 Comment
Pinkies Up!!! Ta-Da Edition

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Happy International No Diet Day

| May 6, 2009 | 0 Comments
Happy International No Diet Day

This is a dead serious day of celebration.  Eat what you want and quit worrying about what people think about you.  Go to McDonald’s, get a Big Mac Meal, with a cheeseburger and two apple pies.  Seriously, who cares, it’s International No Diet Day. No Diet Day was established in 1992 by Mary Evans Young, [...]

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Does my butt look fat in these socks?

| January 7, 2009 | 0 Comments
Does my butt look fat in these socks?

Seriously, though…do you think it does?  ‘Cause I won’t wear ‘em if that’s what you think, but come on…they’re just socks. Of course I care what you think, hon, but all I’m trying to find out is do you like my new socks?  Yeah, they’re super-comfy, thanks for asking. Why would you say that?!  What’s [...]

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Why Is Phillip Fulmer So Fat?

| November 28, 2008 | 1 Comment
Why Is Phillip Fulmer So Fat?

So the Phillip Fulmer era comes to an end tomorrow as the Cats, hopefully, hand it to the Vols on “Phillip Fulmer Day”.  I just want to beat the Vols once with their Rocky Top and their ugly a$$ unis and their daniel boone wannabe.  Can’t stand em’.  Seriously, do you really have to play [...]

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