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In the words of The One Man Wolfpack, the BCS is “a ra-tard”. The final BCS Standings were announced and the BCS bowl games set. To noones surprise, Alabama and Texas will meet for the BCS title. Cincinnati jumped TCU in the final standings, meaning if Nebraska had’ve actually tried to get the ball in [...]
Week 7 of the BCS Standings are out, and once again — not a lotta change. Pitt and Georgia Tech’s losses shook up the seedings of the brackets a little, giving us some different matchup possibilities. Here is what we could be looking forward to if not for the BCS dummies:
Week 5 of the BCS Standings are out, and not much has changed. The top eight remain the same, Dave Wanny leads his alma mater Pitt to their first ever Top 10 BCS ranking — debuting at nine, and Ohio State (run, run, run, kick) is back in at number 10. Here’s the playoff scenarios [...]
Week 4 of the BCS Standings are out, and Alabama has jumped back ahead of Texas following their home victory against LSU. Though Texas shouldn’t be too concerned as Florida and Alabama must play each other for the SEC Championship, thus opening the door for Texas to play the winner for the crystal football. Iowa [...]
Week 3 of the BCS Standings are out, and Texas has jumped Alabama for one of the two coveted spots that ensure yourself a shot at the title. With eight teams still unbeaten, its always good to be ranked that high initially, cuz if you start the season unranked, come out of nowhere and finish [...]
Week 2 of the BCS Standings are here, and the big shake up comes at the expense of the 2008 Straitpinkie.com National Champeens, the Boise State Broncos. TCU, on the heels of their mauling at BYU, jumped the Broncos — as did the Iowa Hawkeyes and USC Trojans. Boise State fell to seventh in this [...]
In the never-ending quest for fairness and sensibility in the world of college football, the BaRACKETS are back for year two. Last year, the Boise State Broncos took home the first ever Straitpinkie.com National Champeenship in an upset victory over the Gators of Florida. Those same Gators are the number one team in the nation [...]
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Believe it or not, despite our lack of quality content, the Pinkie actually does have readers. Sometimes, I have a difficult time believing it myself. Below I have some proof. The following is a letter we received from Pat McMahon that was sent to [email protected] (we promise we’ll read it if you send it!). McMahon’s letter [...]
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I still have no idea how Ole Miss did it. I think that game sums up why sports are so awesome; anything can and will happen. I hate the BCS and current setup, but there isn’t a team in the country that could defeat the Gators. Somehow they lost to Ole Miss early on, AT [...]
It is finally here!! The Inaugural Straitpinkie.com College Football Champeenship has reached the ultimate game: Ninth seeded Boise State has impressed week in and week out with dominating performances over (5) USC, (1) Oklahoma, and (8) Penn State and will now get their shot at immortality as they take on the second seeded Florida Gators [...]