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Strait Pinkie Girl! Amber from Louisville

Aside from being a full time student, I am employed full time with Sam Swope BMW, and a self-contracted brand representative for Brown-Forman. What better two things to know about than cars, and booze?

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This has been a successful year for me. Recently I self-published a book, and that can be located here: http://www.blurb.com/my/book/detail/1466828. {Ed. note: You should check out the book, sweet photography and very creative with a message to go with} I plan to move west by sometime early next year to go to school or pursue modeling/acting. I will tell you it is so liberating to be connected mind, body, and soul. It is really difficult going through changes; choosing pieces from your old self to blend correctly with your new self. It is all about trial and error, about picking all the right pieces.”

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1. Cats or Cards? Favorite Player?

I am not a stray and I am no one’s pet. I am more like a disease, and when I fly away you will never catch me.

I am going to go old school and say Chris Redman (my friends and I all had a crush)!

2. What is the best/worst pick-up lines you’ve ever heard?

I am like a Rubik’s cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

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3. Better invention: Set it and Forget It or George Foreman’s Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine?

Set it and for get it, I have things to do today!

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4. Favorite cartoon growing up?

Inspector Gadget

5. If you could travel back or forward in time, what’s the first year you are stopping off in?

1955, the year James Dean died. I think we would of fell in love.

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6. How many pushups can you do?

Give me a sec… 28

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7. Two part question: Mel Gibson reportedly called Oksana Grigorieva up to 30 times the night she ended their relationship in a 10 hour span from 8pm to 6am. A) What’s your favorite Mel Gibson movie? and B) What in the world is wrong with him???

A) Braveheart. B) Uh, have you seen her? I would call her 30 times too, she’s hot! Besides, men cannot live without women.

8. Which super power would you want to have and why?

Invisibility. I could get my self out of a sticky situation, and spy on people.

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9. If we looked inside your fridge, what would we find?

Homegrown veggies from gma’s garden, feta cheese, silk soy milk, my homemade blueberry jam, turkey slices, pickled okra, and olives.

10. Who would you cast to play you in a movie?

Jessica Alba.

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11. Dumb and Dumber: Greatest movie ever or Greatest movie ever?

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

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12. A federal judge stepped in at the last minute, blocking the heart of the Arizona immigration law that would give law enforcement even greater authority to stop people on the street, in their cars or in their communities and check whether they are in the country illegally than the 287(g) program already give deputized officers.

In one Arizona county alone, 26,146 immigrants have been deported since 2007 — approximately 25% of all deportations — without the aid of the new law attempting to be set in motion. Do you feel newer immigration laws are needed in certain states, or does the 287(g) program grant as much authority to officers as is needed?

My initial reaction was anger, because I feel the situation ultimately has a negative effect on the economy, but who am I? Due to a recent eye opening experience, I believe people should be able to live and work anywhere in the world. Call me a hippie or whatever but this land belongs to everybody with the exception of the land you purchase. I am aware our immigration laws are taken lightly, which I am thankful because some of the most amazing people I know were at one time illegal. I understand laws are important and should be followed, but taking away someones right to want to experience different places, and make a better life for themselves, in my opinion is silly.

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13. Unicorns – beautiful mythological creatures or terrifying mutant horses?

How are you going to get me all heated up about politics and then ask me if Unicorns are pretty? Haha.

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14. What’s the first thing you notice about a guy?

Smile. I guess you’re out of luck if you do not smile in my direction.

15. What is your biggest vice?

Envying others

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16. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop?

I do not lick, I suck therefore, I do not know.

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17. Who let the dogs out?

Blame it on Baha Men!

18. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

Most embarrassing moment takes place in the Highland’s Mark’s Feed Store. I was stepping down stairs in the main dinning area, and I slipped and fell down them as my dress flew over my head.

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19. Favorite place to eat at 4 a.m.?

Barbara Lees, until someone recently got shot.

20. When you’re out, you tend to dance…on the dance floor or on the bar?

Floor, it’s harder to rein act soul train on top of the bar. Besides, I need my space.

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Turn ons: A guy that manages to pull off tattoos on his arm while wearing business attire.

Turn offs: When someone portrays me as being stupid because I look innocent.

Favorites:
Food? Sushi

Sport? Football

Animal? I am an animal what are you talking about?

Song? Bon Iver~ Skinny Love

TV Show? Eastbound & Down (ready for the next season already).

The Mighty Boosh:

Old Gregg: “What’re ya doin in my waters?”

Howard Moon: “Not fishing…sir”

Old Gregg: “Then why’s this hook in me head?”

Howard Moon: “…it’s not mine”

Old Gregg: “It’s attatched to your rod mother licker!”

Movie? The brat pack will always remain my favorite.

Book? Extremely Loud, and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer

Where would I find you?

Favorite bar:  Nachbar

Favorite Dance Party:  Zanzibar (check out Glitter Titz)

Hangout: Ramsi’s Cafe, Dragon Kings Daughter, and the nearest watering hole to swim in.

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18 Responses to “Strait Pinkie Girl! Amber from Louisville”

  1. Schneck August 24, 2010 at 6:12 am #

    Question 16 = GREATEST. ANSWER. EVER.

  2. Austen August 24, 2010 at 9:30 am #

    Nothing sexier than a beautiful girl who’s got her mind right. Beer AND Cars? SIGN ME UP!!!!

  3. liarliar August 24, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    Jesus does NOT hate pussy! That is a lie! However, she is smoookin’ hot in that pic

  4. HAL August 24, 2010 at 3:51 pm #

    After viewing this site, I prefer to call amber a simply beautiful creature with a free soul. She seems to be intoned with nature and responds likewise. A joy to watch !

  5. Hot August 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm #

    Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. cardssuckazz August 25, 2010 at 2:08 am #

    This girl looks innocent and stupid/dumb. She imagines herself to be sexy but she is dog ugly. Whats up with all the hats> Iguess its her ugly hairdo. I have seen her at trixies in the parking lot with a horse mounting her.

  7. cardssuckazz August 25, 2010 at 2:13 am #

    You know what I cant even joke about this one. She is smoking hot!! The second pic of her in the white tee is one of the hottest pics I have seen in a long while.

  8. AmberSquires August 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm #

    To Cardssuckazz: At the very least be a man and use your real name. A “real” man (i assume you’re a man you could be a woman)wouldn’t speak of a woman in such a way, but hey…haters are everywhere and everyone who knows me, knows different than your immature comment. :) Cheers!

  9. AmberSquires August 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm #

    and….thanks guys for all other support :)

  10. I LOVE August 25, 2010 at 5:41 pm #

    DJ GLITTER TITZ!!!!!!!!!!……………and Amber!

  11. Shawn G August 25, 2010 at 8:44 pm #

    I’m def gonna hafta give Ramsi’s Cafe and that Dragon store (wherever the hell it’s at..) more of my business if girls like this hangout there. She is absolutely on sexyfire.

  12. Spewf August 25, 2010 at 10:43 pm #

    I just love the horses. Such a cutie.

  13. James Dean August 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm #

    I’m already in love with you baby, we don’t need no times machine ….

  14. Dr. Pepsi August 26, 2010 at 11:25 pm #

    I just want to suck on those tittays.

  15. Rathjen November 29, 2012 at 9:21 am #

    So i am experiencing a challenge with your rss feed . Don’t know how come I am not ready to subscribe to the idea. Is there anyone getting a comparable rss trouble? Anybody who is aware kindly answer back. Thanks

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