Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch on Vh1

Chad Ochocinco kicked off his realtiy dating show this past Sunday on Vh1 by narrowing down a field of 85 ladies (“I haven’t’ seen this many girls on the field since the last time we played the Steelers,” Ocho said when the 85 contestants first took the field for his tryouts) to just 17 via a roughshod training camp that featured dummy tackling (basically the girls bending over and shaking their butts whilst holding on to the football sled with Chad’s face on it), endzone dancing and trash talking. Nothing like “your momma” jokes in the year 2010. Though the most amazing line was “You’re so fat, you need to go to the gym…” AND SHE WON THE BATTLE!!!

Anyhow, Ocho and his boys B-Twice and T.O. then held a little party at The Ultimate Catch mansion. T.O. tried several times to get the girls’ numbers, supposedly to test them on their loyalty to Chad, but thanks to a tip from loyal Pinkie reader blacIrish, T.O. appeared to be doing more than just “testing” eventual 16-seed Candice while outside spittin’ game… Owens and Berrian then gave Chad some pointers on the girls and it was seeding/elimination time. The girls’ seeds were revealed one at a time and the bracket was set. Below is the full bracket and elimination dates will start this Sunday.

Though Rubi is the 1-seed, I think 8th seeded Emma could really shake things up. Lookout for a possible second round upset of epic proportions if Emma can get by the 9-seed Ericka. It’s really tough to see any of the top 4-seeds going down before the Final Four, but Angela B clearly has the easiest road there.

For pictures of all the contestants go HERE. Here are my Top 3: 1) Courtney, 2) Tara and 3) Angela B.

Courtney

Tara

Angela B