Top 10 Things Going Through Mark Buehrle’s Mind While Throwing His Perfect Game:

10. I did it! I did! Oh wait, it’s only the 4th inning.
9. If this doesn’t get Kate Hudson to notice me, nothing will.
8. Too bad I’m not on my own fantasy team.
7. My brother-in-law bowled a perfect game. (then laughs)
6. We’re going to Disney World (with Josh Fields and Dewayne Wise)…and I’m running for the governor of Alaska.  How about our boy D-Wise?  The former Red and Louisville Bat’s catch to start the ninth will go down as one of the best plays in the history of the game.

5. Did I remember to TiVo “So You Think You Can Dance.”
4. I’m leaving after the 7th inning to beat the traffic.
3. Should I shave my back?
2. Sunflower seed…lodged in my windpipe…get help!
1. Maybe I’ll give up one hit so I don’t have to appear on Letterman.