It was announced today by UK head coach and Straitpinkie.com favorite Rich Brooks that running back Moncell Allen is academically ineligible for the upcoming AutoZone Liberty Bowl against the team coached by that babbling fool Lou Holtz’s kid. I guess Alfonso Smith and Tony Dixon better lace ‘em up tight, they’re about to get a ton of carries

**Update**

-Mike Hartline still is not a good quarterback.