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RUMOR: Pitino To Be New Head Coach At Centralia High School In Illinois

By: Carl H | June 10th, 2009 | Category: Cards

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GOODNESS.  GRACIOUS.  PEOPLE. 

How many times does Rick Pitino have to say he is NOT leaving Louisville and that this is where he will retire from???

Yeah I know, he’s a bit shady and a bit shifty with his words, so I guess anything is a possibility.

I mean it is possible that I’m gonna stop to get some gas on the way home tonight, see a smokin’ hot supermodel-esque Yump also topping off her tank, actually work up the testicular fortitude to talk to her, have an Act of God intervene and somehow she talks back, we hit it off and I live happily ever after. BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

Rick Pitino is here to stay, deal with it. And IF and WHEN  he leaves, i’ll have something further to say about it.

In the meantime, here’s a great article by Foxsports Jeff Goodman that outlines ten REALISTIC possibilities to become USC’s next head coach.  As well as a spot on perspective from a diehard Cats fan.

"Guess What Rick Pitino Did Now??"

"Guess Where Rick Pitino Is Going Now? To Rally's!!!"

2 Responses to “RUMOR: Pitino To Be New Head Coach At Centralia High School In Illinois”

  1. by The Thrill on June 10th, 2009 10:26 am

    Pitino to Centralia?! At least he would finally be coaching some quality talent and a winning tradition.

    Ctown Orphans!

  2. Rick Pitino said he was going to retire at UK the DAY BEFORE he left. So ya he can coach. And I don’t doubt his desire to win. But he contacted the Kings talking salary. He just brought in his predecessor. Why else would Willard choose to say yes, on his Pitino’s 5th or 6th attempt to bring him back. I think Ricky wants out. His son left. He’s going to leave.
    USC? haha I don’t know. I’m saying he is leaving but there sure is a lot of evidence pointing towards it.

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