In honor of Cinco de Mayo watch this video of Rob and Big singing “Dirty Girl” with a mariachi band. It is absolutely terrible quality.

Supreme Court Hears Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction Case (MoonDog Sports)

John Wall Watch:  Day 8,452,001  (A Sea of Blue)

What to read while wondering what to do  (Card Chronicle)

Dwight Howard’s Superman Swat  (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

7 NBA Logos you will likely never see  (Blaze of Love)

Jessica Alba vs. Keeley Hazell  (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Kentucky Drinking Derby  (Tasty Booze)

Eva Longoria’s Hotness Spells Divorce Court  (The Beer Goggler)

Email the Electric Cowboy at manager@electriccowboylouisville.com and let them know that they suck and that you will not be venturing out there because of the simple fact that they suck. If they aren’t going to bring it on the Derby, please explain to me when they are going to bring it. NEVER! Just email them and say one line like “you suck” or “im never going there”. Flood their inbox. Make it look like the Pinkie is a big deal and they pissed off the wrong people. Tinks for your assistance.