Mike Hargrove Gets Paid $1 To Teach Liberal BeeJays (HHR)

Golf Commentary Or Euphemisms For Sex? (Splog!)

Artist Gets £20,000 Grant To Look At Girls’ Bums (Blog Of Hilarity)

The 20 Best Beards In Film (Unreality Mag)

Fifteen Greatest Quotes About Drinking (Tasty Booze)

Celebrities Daisy Duke It Out (Cityrag)

Hotty In Tight Pink Does Balancing Act While Playing Wii (Wii Hotties)

Mo Rivera Gets Save #500 And Some Good White Sox Bashing (Major League Jerk)

Signs She’ll Still Look Good In 20 Years (Illuminati)

Evgeni Malkin’s Girlfriend Is Hot (Big League Screw)

The NCAA Is A Hypocritical Joke (Eric Crawford via The C-J)

Stunning Results Of The King Of Pop’s Autopsy (The Sun)