Headlines: Louisville @ Kentucky
Just a lil bit of entertainment on this Hump Day of game week….
Some possible headlines following this Saturday’s Governor’s Cup battle in the Bluegrass….
If Louisville wins:
LONG-shots
“WR leads Cards to pull off the win no one thought they could.”
Running to VIC-tory
“RB Anderson rushes for 325 yards as Cards defeat Cats.”
Preston sets the PACE, Bobby BURNS the Wildcats.
“Junior corners return two picks for scores as Cards regain Governor’s Cup.”
GUY is the man
“Trent Guy scores big with KR TD, PR TD, and REC TD to lift outplayed Cardinal squad.”
NOCHTA Be Denied
“TE Nochta catches 2 TDs as Cards win in Lexington.”
reDEMPtion for Cards
“John Dempsey produces 17 tackles in Cards win.”
Cards flying ‘high’
“Longsnapper Weedman returns muffed punt for winning touchdown.”
State Kragging Rights
“Kragthorpe outcoaches Brooks in unbelievable upset.”
If Kentucky wins:
Hero in the backfield, TURTLE POWER!!!
“Moncell ‘Turtle’ Allen pokes his head out for two scores as Cats shell Cards.”
WHOMP!!
“Cats defense annihilates Cardinals, hold Louisville to 89 yards total offense.”
HART of Gold
“Hartline spreads the wealth, completing TD passes to 4 different Wildcats.”
It was a LOCKE all along
“Junior RB has huge day, rushes for 136 yards and three scores”
Trevard LINDS a hand
“Lindley’s two picks lead Cats to easy victory.”
CATS PLAY HARDBALL!!!!
“WR Chris Matthews catches 3 TDs as Cats beat Cards.”
NOCHTA Be Denied
“Cards TE stopped on goaline as time expires to secure Cats win.”
The Mighty DEQUIN
“Evans harrasses Justin Burke all day, notching two sacks and a forced fumble.”
Can of corn on the COBB
“Sophomore receiver helps Cats easily defeat in-state rivals”
ZIPPety Doo Dah, ZIPPety Day
“Senior Tackle Zipp Duncan has 15 pancakes, leads Cats rushing attack”
Hell freezes over, Cards still lose.
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