Big time recruit Fab Melo committed to the Syracuse Orange today according to various media reports. The big Brazilian was thought to be a Louisville lean up until last week. With this news, MY. DAY. IS. OFFICIALLY. A. WASTE. Who knows how much work I could have gotten done by not having to spend time posting updates about tweets from Syracuse, New York radio hosts?
Actually, it would not have mattered seeing as how I most certainly would have found other ways to occupy my time not working. However, this day has instantly improved because I literally just heard this phrase uttered from one attractive female coworker to another attractive female coworker, “How did you pull it out? Wasn’t it stuck?”