Not So Obvious Kentucky Wildcat Coaching Candidates

Blue Chips – Western University Head Coach Pete Bell

“The Western University Dolphins were the envy of college basketball. Yeah, sure Coach Bell is probably a little past him prime. But, the man pretty much got the Orlando Magic to play college basketball.”

Rebound – Mount Vernon Junior High School Smelters’ Head Coach Roy McCormick

“McCormick has a lot of baggage and a big ego. But if he can turn around the Smelters, I would suggest he can do anything.”

Eddie – New York Knicks’ Head Coach Edwina “Eddie” Franklin

“Yeah, probably not the right fit for Kentucky.”

Air Bud – Timberwolves’ Head Coach Author Chaney

“There ain’t no rules saying a dog can’t play basketball”

Teen Wolf – Beacontown Beavers’ Head Coach Bobby Finstock

“The man won the ‘Ship even with Scott Howard being a 5-foot nothing white boy with no handles.”

Space Jam – The Tune Squad’s Michael Jordan

“The man was player/coach and carried the Toon Squad past the Monstars. The livlihood of all of the Looney Toons were on the line and His Airness came through in the clutch. If the ‘Cats can gets some of Michael’s Special Drink…It’s Over”