Sports Puns – A Play of Words in the Sports World

If Andy Dalton is injured, does he look ginger in warmups?

If Arsenal goalkeeper names his son Kenny, he may get confused with the country singer. (Kenny Szczesny)

If Detroit Pistons forward Tayshaun was among the league leaders in steals, he could earn the nickname ‘Prince of Thieves”

Do all of the misses that accumulate from Washington Wizards PG form a brick-Wall?

The Detroit Lions RB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB, and NY Giants Safety Antrel, could form the trio ‘Best Blount Rolle’.

If Maroon 5 were Pittsburgh Penguin fans, would they change the name of their hit song to ‘Moves like Jagr”?

Is a thought from Tim Tebow considered a Christian Ponder? 

Does Wayne Rooney get a kick out of scoring goals?

Who would’ve ever thought there would one day be a MLB team consisting of the rhyming names – Marlon, Starlin, and Darwin?

If Allen Iverson was a distinguished doctor, would he still have a problem talking about his practice? – @NotBillWalton

If backup QB Charlie of the Pittsburgh Steelers got traded to Cleveland, would he become a brownie batch?

If Kevin Kolb got traded to the Packers instead of the Cardinals, would fans become Kolby-Jack Cheeseheads?

Is a high pop-up to the Yankees second baseman considered a Can-o corn?

Does SP Trevor of the Arizona Diamondbacks refer to the mound as his K-Hill?

Is Astros pitcher J.A.’s wife referred to as a – Mrs. Happ?

A Yankees vs. Giants world series could set up a potential pitching matchup of Nova-Cain.

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  2. Sebastian Kreitlow says:

    I thought you meant it would kill your innards.

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