SPLAIN IT! Human Teepee

Explanation:

Reginald P. Gnutson woke up one late Saturday morning cheerfully ready for his office Christmas party. Not because he loved his job, or that there were any attractive women there, but because there was an open bar.

Mr.Gnutson, a simple-minded, single man in his mid-twenties, decided to take advantage and freely inebriate himself. Although he used the bar to the utmost benefit, he did not take heed of responsibility. After many mishaps, both walking and in general conversation, he mistakenly guided himself to what he thought was the restroom. After missing the urinal (lunchroom trashcan) repeatedly, he slipped in his own urine, crashing to the floor and pulling his boss’ wife, Lucinda Safarkus down with him. As they both lay soaking in the puddles, it became evident to him that Lucinda was trying to seduce him for the simple fact he had no idea why he was on the floor next to a woman with a ripped blouse and a platter of chocolate covered strawberries. After playing a full period (20 min) of tonsil-hockey with the 65yr old cougar, a crowd of co-workers appeared in the doorway laughing and mocking.

Luckily for Reggie, his boss (Wally J. Safarkus) found the situation to be quite hilarious. Unlucky for him, Rhonda (his cubicle neighbor’s) husband, was a clown by profession. After Ebenezer Fonda (Rhonda’s clown husband) mentioned to Wally that he had two pairs of stilts in the back of his Mazda Miata, Wally devised a plan…

He sent Judy (the office party planner) around the room collecting all the belts that she could. With no knowledge of the situation and absolutely no hesitation, Reggie was the first to offer up his own belt….The next day, Reggie awakes 8 feet in the air to the smell of his own urine soaked self, and to the first ever human teepee…