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	<title>Comments on: SPLAIN IT! We Will Control You</title>
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		<title>By: Dirk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dirk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I make a solemn vow, right here and now, that unless one of them dies or does something that we can ridicule maliciously, the Jonas Brothers will never appear on this site again. They mind-raped me real good and made me write this.

So sorry, loyal readers. Never again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I make a solemn vow, right here and now, that unless one of them dies or does something that we can ridicule maliciously, the Jonas Brothers will never appear on this site again. They mind-raped me real good and made me write this.</p>
<p>So sorry, loyal readers. Never again.</p>
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		<title>By: Hold this thread as I walk away...</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hold this thread as I walk away...</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I canceled my subscription to Rolling Stone because of these infidels. Now I&#039;ve gotta delete this RSS feed. Doh! 

Damn you Jonas Brothers ... Damn you to hell!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I canceled my subscription to Rolling Stone because of these infidels. Now I&#8217;ve gotta delete this RSS feed. Doh! </p>
<p>Damn you Jonas Brothers &#8230; Damn you to hell!</p>
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		<title>By: Yours</title>
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		<dc:creator>Yours</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I LOVE JONAS!!!!!!  WHATEVER IT IS YOU ASK OF ME--YOUR WILL BE DONE!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I LOVE JONAS!!!!!!  WHATEVER IT IS YOU ASK OF ME&#8211;YOUR WILL BE DONE!!!</p>
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