SPLAIN IT!! The Good Doctor

Holland has long been known as the pristinely beautiful land of the Dutch. In recent years, though, it has become the land of the Sticky Lipped Ordinary Preverts (SLOP). Using their tools of intimidation, extortion, and murder, the SLOPpies have quickly become the most feared of Holland’s street gangs.

Pictured is Dr. Pieter Van De Poepjes (English, literally ‘Peter of the Poopies’), the head of the SLOP organization, and mastermind to their meteoric rise in Dutch society. A master of the psychological, Dr. Van De Poepjes became known for his daring attacks on rivals’ facilities, often causing extreme fear and indecision by the brazenness of his attacks. He also sometimes caused crying and confusion. The main character in the movie, Batman the Dark Knight, who was known for using unorthodox and terror-inducing methods to decimate a larger force, was modeled after The Good Doctor.

After destroying one of the last two remaining rival gangs in South Holland, Dr. Van De Poepjes turned his sights on total domination of the country, and began moving against his last remaining foe, the Flargennlobers.

This shot was snapped immediately after the fateful attack by the SLOPpies on the headquarters of the Flargennlobers. Dr. Van De Poepjes is pictured, in his typical psychologically disturbing attire, raining death on the Flargennlobers. Make it rain, Doc…make it rain.