SPLAIN IT!! Mulleted Dog Owner

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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Jesse “Scooter” Mandible, Noble Secretary of Poodles, PETA
Photo Credit: Winston, the one and only Labrador Photographer

Spotlight On: Scooter has been an integral part of PETA for years, providing endless hours of entertainment and companionship for man and dog alike. Both Scooter and his Canine Life Equal, Tickles have shown an absolute dedication to our continuing cause of elevating our Animal Friends to a status equivalent to humans. Despite credible scientific evidence demonstrating the existence of a “soul”, or even lacking any science whatsoever, we at PETA stand behind Scooter and his quest for Poodle rights. In addition, Tickles has recently been elevated to Head Poodle, Respectability Division. As we push on into the future, we congratulate Scooter and Tickles on their 20 years of service to this wonderful organization. Way to go, Scoot!

*Sadly, since the penning of this release, Tickles has passed on to the Great White Beyond. He had previously persevered through the rippling effects of canine glaucoma and rectal aplasia. Our thoughts and prayers are with Scooter. Memorial services will be held Fri., Sat., and Sun. Tickles will be sent on with full Canine Honor Guard priveleges.

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