SPLAIN IT!! Dating Profile

Name: Vinny P. Solo

Age: 34

Occupation: Marksman by day, level 60 Paladin by night.

Sex: Not yet, but soon I hope.

Self Description: Orgasmic to the eyes. Beastly. Deceptive good looks.

Attributes: Ninja like stealth. Flowing locks reminiscent of a Norwegian waterfall. Deadly accuracy with a multitude of weaponry. Uncanny knowledge of medieval torture. The strength of 18 midgets spinning a marry-go-round. I am the Hercules of virility. I have the burning loins of more than 300 pubescent teenagers and am loaded with sexual ferociousness.

Interests: I enjoy writing books, like ‘Trench coats are a way of life’, ‘Hun’s and Ammo’ (a story of my ancestors), ‘Why one eyebrow is better than two’ and ‘If you were me, you’d be awesome’. I enjoy roller blading in my Blue Blockers on the weekends. I also enjoy reading and knowing the Kama Sutra in hopes of putting my knowledge into practice.

Favorite Book: Hair: It’s a garden, let it grow.

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