Olympics Drinking Game

We are all for the safe consumption of alcohol, but sometimes for big events, you have to up the ante. Since the Summer Olympics only comes by once ever four years, I think this qualifies.

Items needed: TV, glass (or solo cup), adult beverage of your choice, Liquor of your choice, shot glass

Rules: Do this ONLY during NBC Primetime or weekend coverage. Your boss will not appreciate you getting hammered while watching handball from your work computer at 9:15am.

TAKE A DRINK if any of the following happen:
An analyst says “didn’t stick the landing”, “bit of a mis-step there”, or “wow”.
You see a uniform bad enough to make Stevie Wonder puke.
Anyone references Michael Phelps and his bajillion gold medals.
Anyone is shown on screen crying.
Any commercial featuring the golden voice of Morgan Freeman (we are looking at you Visa).
Lewis Johnson or Ato Bolden interview an out of breath track athlete..

FINISH YOUR DRINK if any of the following happen:
Someone sets a new world record.
Anyone wipes out on the hurdles.
Accidental racism by announcers.
A gymnast looks 11 but is “17″.
Usain Bolt loses a race.
Anytime there is a sob story montage (pour some out for their homies).
Someone wipes out on the balance beam or vault.
Any announcer says “The US of A”.

TAKE A SHOT if any of the following happen:

A Scandanavian  country wins a medal.
The USA wins in badmitton, table tennis, or field hockey.
Wrong national anthem played or incorrect flag displayed.
Anyone disqualified from a final because of a false start.

Good Luck, Go USA, and stay thirsty my friends.

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