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Man Locked Up For Rubbing Burger In Wife’s Face


PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – A 25-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested for allegedly rubbing a hamburger on his wife’s face during an argument. Police said Daniel Boss and his wife got into it late Thursday night and started calling each other names. At some point, the woman apparently poured soda on Boss’ hamburger, causing him to grab the sandwich, rub it in her face and start throwing food.

Boss left, but his wife went to the police station to report the incident. Officers arrested him three hours later on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge.

At least she poured soda on the man’s burger instead of pullin’ a Sea Bass and hawkin’ a gigantic loogie on it.

Next Time I'm Usin' The Burger...

Next Time I'm Usin' The Burger...

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