Lil’ Donkey Goes Parasailing

We love beasts here on the Pinkie so we do not condone these actions in the least. However, imagine that this donkey absolutely loves parasailing and tell me that wouldn’t be awesome. Just imagine for a second that this donkey gets as pumped for a parasail ride as a chubby kid gets excited for some cheesecake. Imagine the donkey taking off in the air and screaming, “Weeeeeeee”, at the top of the lungs. Imagine Donkey from Shrek’s reaction if he took off parasailing. Imagine, Nate Robinson and Big Baby Glenn Davis parasailing together.

But, I’m not John Lennon and I need to stop imagining. These people have problems lifting a donkey up in the air like that. It’s real messed up.