Lil’ buddy, I promise that was a hurricane.
“I mean, I wake up, people say there’s a hurricane,” Daniel said. “I’m still pretty skeptical. I don’t really believe that there’s a hurricane. I know the government wants us to think that, but think about it — the earth rotates very quickly.”
It was a hurricane!
“It’s definitely windy. The wind is faster than it normally is.”
You’re an idiot.