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Kentucky’s Best Kept Secret: Ernie Brown Jr. aka The Turtle Man

I think it goes without saying that Ernie is the greatest turtle hunter to ever roam the murky, snapping-turtle infested waters of Kentucky or any state for that matter. Watch as “The Turtle Man” runs full speed ahead, caution to the wind, and dives right in – – reaching blindly in hopes of snagging him the tail end of this sharp beaked beast. SIMPLY UNCOUTH!!!

And what a role model for youth everywhere. Mr. Brown Jr. doesn’t drink, do drugs, smoke cigarettes or chew tobacco. Turtle huntin’ is his hobby and you “can’t ask for no better”.

The “Rebel Indian Yell”…. “I ain’t got no horn, so that’s the way I do it”…. “It just ain’t for football, the Gatorade is for The Turtle Man”…. wow. simply, wow…. Five minutes and 37 seconds of pure AWESOME!!!

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77 Responses to “Kentucky’s Best Kept Secret: Ernie Brown Jr. aka The Turtle Man”

  1. Syn July 31, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

    My cat has a better future than “Lollie Dog”.

  2. brad August 4, 2012 at 11:41 pm #

    Stop cursing!show some respect. believe in god he is the only way

  3. brad August 4, 2012 at 11:48 pm #

    You are not being very Christian like either. Stop mocking Christianity. And I am the little Jesus fellow

  4. Syn August 5, 2012 at 10:40 pm #

    Show proof God exists please. Or remain the pathetic mortal you are.

  5. brad August 6, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    genises 1:1, the bible. in the begining god created the heaven and the earth

    how do you thing we got put on this planet… let me guess either a BIG boom or evolution

  6. Syn August 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm #

    Well yea the big BANG and evolution. Why? Because it’s been PROVEN, where religion has no proof.

  7. brad August 7, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

    Whenever you are rotting in the depths of hell I will talk to you then!

    Oh by the way… WHO MADE THE MONKEYS. You know cause you so smart. Haha lol jk…. WHO made the atmosphere for it to explode. You know cause I want to hear it if you have a better theory.

  8. Syn August 8, 2012 at 8:24 am #

    Funny how you act so nice, but when someone disagrees with your ideas, you turn hostile towards them. Typical Christian. Anyone who doesn’t believe in their God should be insulted and cursed to Hell. Even though God made everyone equal and loves everyone. You’re a shitty excuse for a Christian. You’re a waste of flesh and blood.

    So who made the monkeys? I don’t know. Neither do you. You only go by what a book tells you. You have no proof. You have no right to say you do.

  9. brad August 8, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    i am sorry if i was raised believing in evolution i would be the same way. i should not hAVE said the things i said and your right i am a poor excuse for a christian i will work on my ways

    but i am staying a christian

  10. brad August 8, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    but i do have a right to say i do….. we all do

  11. Syn August 10, 2012 at 6:55 am #

    Ok

  12. turtleboy September 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

    Evolution? Are you serious. If we evolved from a damn monkey to a human. Please explain why the fuck other monkeys are not evolving. Evolution is not a fact. It’s a theory. There were no scientist to record evolution in that time. So shut the fuck up about religion. Syn, you are one annoying fuck. just saying.

  13. turtleboy September 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

    And sue, you call syn a bully when you are the one saying you would like to kick him in the nads and hoping he suffers. I hope every single one of you fall in love with each other. I really do.
    And turtle man is a man that works for what he has. So shut the fuck up.

  14. Sue September 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    Whom ever,
    Why r u attacking me with the f word. It just shows
    Your intelligents. I havent commented to this site
    In weeks! If u have nothing nice to comment on why do
    You waste your time being negative. Dont waste your time.

  15. Sue September 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

    Whom ever,
    Why r u attacking me with the f word. It just shows
    Your intelligents. I havent commented to this site
    In weeks! If u have nothing nice to comment on why do
    You waste your time being negative. Dont waste your time.
    And BRAD thank you!!!

  16. Syn September 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

    How stupid can you be? Evolution is a theory, and religion ISN’T? If you believe that, then the rest of culture will advance forward without you.

    Btw= I am a female :)

  17. ruby October 8, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

    To the one “syn” who does not believe in God. One has to believe the Bible and Jesus by faith. You come to Him in faith. it’s simple-salvation is. i pray you accept Jesus at some point in your life b/c He is the only way to enter into heaven. If you never accept Jesus Christ and the salvation He provided for you and me and every one else in this world, you will sadly spend eternity in hell, BUT before you are cast there, the Bible says every knee shall bow and confess that He is Lord! I say this all to you in love.

  18. Syn October 20, 2012 at 9:08 pm #

    Please provide some proof a god exists. If god loves us all, why does he send us to suffer if we disagree with him? Wouldn’t satan be a good guy if he punishes the bad? Your faith contradicts.

  19. Tabby the awesome December 17, 2012 at 8:18 pm #

    Syn you are a nonfaithful person and you can beat the devil in a brat contest!Wildman and his team is awesome so shut that fat outh of yours.Sorry to wildman of being mean but hay thats the truth!

  20. brad February 9, 2013 at 10:38 pm #

    it isnt syns fault we were all in the wrong…… BTW i am only eleven and a half ^_^

  21. brad February 9, 2013 at 10:41 pm #

    well actually i just turned twelve!

  22. suvanna March 24, 2013 at 6:53 am #

    Did Turtleman die? I saw a thing on facebook that said RIP TURTLEMAN. I went to try and do some reseach on it and another source said he died in his sleep of a heart attack. Then some other source said no he’s didn’t die. Talk about confusing. Does anyone know?

  23. sharon June 9, 2013 at 5:09 pm #

    What is Ernie Brown mothers Name? is she married a widow I for sure would love to know more about her.

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