Comments on: How To: Write Poetry http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/how-to-your-guide-to-being-a-man/how-to-write-poetry/ Sat, 26 May 2012 19:52:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Keith Cunningham http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/how-to-your-guide-to-being-a-man/how-to-write-poetry/comment-page-1/#comment-131320 Keith Cunningham Sat, 26 May 2012 17:16:33 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=24882#comment-131320 Cliff, I was beginning to feel like the poetry I was writing was bit too much. The woman I'm dating loves it, but I didn't want to seem soft. Your poem really motivated in my appoarch and direction. Thx! Cliff, I was beginning to feel like the poetry I was writing was bit too much. The woman I’m dating loves it, but I didn’t want to seem soft. Your poem really motivated in my appoarch and direction. Thx!

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]]> By: snot rocket http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/how-to-your-guide-to-being-a-man/how-to-write-poetry/comment-page-1/#comment-3468 snot rocket Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:24:47 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=24882#comment-3468 Cliff, if you would, could you please kick Michel in "his" virgin vagina...or just steal his virginity with your heat vision and give it to some other fag who 'might' care what he has to say. Tinks for your wisdom, advice heeded, Snot Cliff, if you would, could you please kick Michel in “his” virgin vagina…or just steal his virginity with your heat vision and give it to some other fag who ‘might’ care what he has to say. Tinks for your wisdom, advice heeded, Snot

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]]> By: TheFrenchAreBitches http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/how-to-your-guide-to-being-a-man/how-to-write-poetry/comment-page-1/#comment-3463 TheFrenchAreBitches Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:18:51 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=24882#comment-3463 What a fairy. Who honestly thinks they can be the Worlds Biggest Cockbite and no one will ever call them out on that? Kick his ass, Cliff. He's a bitch. What a fairy. Who honestly thinks they can be the Worlds Biggest Cockbite and no one will ever call them out on that? Kick his ass, Cliff. He’s a bitch.

]]> By: Cliff http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/how-to-your-guide-to-being-a-man/how-to-write-poetry/comment-page-1/#comment-3462 Cliff Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:03:19 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=24882#comment-3462 Confused, 1.) You have an androgynous name. Look up the definition. Is it pronounced "Mike-el", or "Mish-el"? Big difference, but it probably doesn't matter in your case. 2.) "Neandrathalism" is not a word. The root word you were trying to extrapolate from is even spelled incorrectly (neanderthal). I would venture a (correct) guess that you are a pimply douche with man-boobs. Get outside and get some exercise. Your celibacy has made you irritable. 3.) It's a "How To" for you idiots. I know how to write poetry, therefore I know when it is appropriate to bend/break the rules. This is like you trying to tell the Pope how to pray. 4.) Don't be a pussy. If you want to call me a pussy, spell it out. This is exactly what I meant in the first paragraph. Since you obviously cannot grasp this, I'll just remind you one more time. LMMFBS. Confused,
1.) You have an androgynous name. Look up the definition. Is it pronounced “Mike-el”, or “Mish-el”? Big difference, but it probably doesn’t matter in your case.

2.) “Neandrathalism” is not a word. The root word you were trying to extrapolate from is even spelled incorrectly (neanderthal). I would venture a (correct) guess that you are a pimply douche with man-boobs. Get outside and get some exercise. Your celibacy has made you irritable.

3.) It’s a “How To” for you idiots. I know how to write poetry, therefore I know when it is appropriate to bend/break the rules. This is like you trying to tell the Pope how to pray.

4.) Don’t be a pussy. If you want to call me a pussy, spell it out. This is exactly what I meant in the first paragraph. Since you obviously cannot grasp this, I’ll just remind you one more time. LMMFBS.

]]> By: Confused http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/how-to-your-guide-to-being-a-man/how-to-write-poetry/comment-page-1/#comment-3461 Confused Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:46:59 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=24882#comment-3461 Cliff, I am confused. Do you not follow your own 'manly' advice (Shoot for four lines, or a maximum of six...) or are you just a pu$$y poet hiding behind your harsh words of neandrathalism?? Suck it Cliff, Michel Cliff,
I am confused. Do you not follow your own ‘manly’ advice (Shoot for four lines, or a maximum of six…) or are you just a pu$$y poet hiding behind your harsh words of neandrathalism??
Suck it Cliff,
Michel

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