Comments on: How To: Win a Barfight

By: How To Establish Man Dominance In Any Situation | straitpinkie.com

How To Establish Man Dominance In Any Situation | straitpinkie.com — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:37:47 +0000

[...] There you go. Stop letting lesser humans get away with insulting you or whatever matters to you. Once the snivelly morons realize that free speech is what the greatest country in the world is founded on, but stupidity and arrogance generally lead to an ass kicking, we’ll all be better off. Plus, you won’t be thought of as such a little squirrel-bitch. [...]

By: nickev

nickev — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:40:38 +0000

@Trav – I agree with it. Thanks for putting us in our place.

By: Trav

Trav — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 07:15:42 +0000

Cliff and everybody else on this site is a wanna-be hard ass homo. You all talk shit Instead of doin what you are talkin shit about. If all of you go to bars every night, that would be called a fuckin bum. But that’s prob what all of you are. Bums with a cheap ass computer, a pocket full of change and some fagget ass 70′s shirts you you cant throw away because you can’t afford another. Get a life you dumb fuckin short dick syndrome douches!! Your all seriously gay especially you cliff!!

By: NO TAP X4

NO TAP X4 — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:59:49 +0000

B GANSTA?!?! I already know everything about your fairy ass, leave this site for real men to talk and go pick up your barbie and shanikwa dolls because thats the closest thing you are ever going to get to a 3-way you pussy, trust and believe the best part of you just ran down your mothers leg all mixed up with th best part of me, Im done with you, be gone, leave

By: Ramon D

Ramon D — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:40:56 +0000

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By: Cliff

Cliff — Sat, 08 May 2010 15:37:54 +0000

With a name like “B Gansta”, and likely a white, middle class cock thief, you wouldn’t be welcome in the bars I frequent. Get a job and move out of your parents’ basement, because I’m tired of you eating all the protein bars you gobble like a meat-hungry gay porn star, in your effort to gain some muscle. I’m usually hungry when I get done turning your mom inside out, so leave me a snack next time.

By: B Gansta

B Gansta — Sat, 08 May 2010 15:27:36 +0000

ha. nice. i’d totaly be the guy to harass you about the flannel. you look like a fag!

By: How To: Carve a Turkey | straitpinkie.com

How To: Carve a Turkey | straitpinkie.com — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:06:13 +0000

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How To: Throw A Bachelor Party — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:56:59 +0000

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By: Gage

Gage — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:33:36 +0000

Cliff,
I get on this site only 1 time a week, and thats for How To : Mandays. I don’t need the “how to’s” I just like to laugh. I’m glad someone opens their mouth to teach these metrosexuals how to be real men. I can’t do it my damn self. I get asked silly questions all day, about women, cars, and basically anything manly. I’m getting sick of it. Here is where you need to come in. Create an “Ask a Man/Ask Cliff” section where little squirrel-bitches can ask you questions on how to be real men.
Well that’s all. I’m not like those metros that like to talk for 4hours. This conversation is over.
And yeah my names Gage (like the shotgun pansies)