Harvard Chick is World Record Crawler

Seriously, world record crawler? The disappointing thing about this video is you have to sit there and listen to her yap for the first minute-and-20-seconds before you actually get to see her in action. Sure, you get a lot of still shots of her record setting performance, but I want to see her go to work.

Then finally, at the end of the video we see her hit the floor and put those dogs and puppies to work. Does anyone else think that their two-year-old nephew crawls faster than this broad? I’m not that impressed with her crawling ability. I mean think about it. Are there five people in the world who have attempted to break the record for the World’s fastest crawler?

Congrats Harvard Chick, you are the fastest crawler of the five people over the age of three who still crawl. Congrats.