Happy Hallogene!!!

AHHH!! the smell of awesome through the brisk fall air gives this old fart an erection. Damn! I must be standing downwind of myself. I smell delicious!….The winding road of life has led us to late October where the pitter patter of feet and the sound of “trick or treat” will ring at our ears. Though my yard is nearly filled with an assortment of crayon colored leaves, there is not quite enough of them to make my costume. What is my fit going to be? you ask. I will be doing the world a favor for the 8th straight year by portraying the biblical Adam with nothing but the fruitful leaves covering my shepherds staff and his two prize winning sheep. And yes, I am totally growing out their “wool” for the upcoming winter months.

Although my costume may not be a scary one (except to most women and children) I will enjoy laughing with the children and passing out homemade taco flavored jerky in little orange colored baggies with my phone number and personal glamour shots photo attached….Well this is Mean Gene wishing all a Happy Hallogene. Just remember to be safe, drink and drive, ignore my tinted windowed van and if you smell deliciously awesome in the air, I’m probably nearby…also, if anyone needs a DD and there are some helpless passed out females who need a ride home, feel free to give me a buzz and I’ll let good shepherd know ; )                       

Mean “motha f*****” Gene”