Get You A Wunder Boner Today!

I don’t know anything about fishing and think it is the boringest possible thing a human can do. Unless beer is involved of course. Anyways, the name of this product alone allows for its inclusion on the pinkie. The thing is honestly called the Wunder Boner. If ya fish get ya one today. If ya don’t just crack up. No doubt Boner Stabone has like six of them.

On the UK front…Micah Johnson, aka “The Beast” and the Colonel of the Whomp Squad, is holding a press conference at 2:30 to announce his intentions next season. All indications are that he is returning for his senior year and that he is ready to whomp on some SEC opponents next season in UK blue. Also, I’ll get ya a Vandy preview later this afternoon.