Elevator Conversations

How is it possible that every single conversation that happens in a elevator is so ridiculous?
I just got off the elevator with an elderly Asian man.  This is our conversation:

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Me:  Cold today, huh?

Him:  Eeeeeeeeehehehehe!  *Unintelligible gibberish*

Me:  I can’t wait for the Christmas break, I’m just gonna stay inside all day and keep warm.

Him:  Hahahahaha!  *No idea what he said here*

Me:  I know!  It’s crazy, huh?!

Him:  Waaahahahehehehoheha!  (I am evidently one hilarious mofo)  *Something else that could possibly be words*

Me:  (Laughing)  Alright, well this is my floor, you have a good one, and stay WARM!

Him:  (doubled over with chuckles)  Weeeheheeee!  Haaaaaaa!  *Very fast talking that I couldn’t understand*

It makes me happy to know that my old Asian friend thinks I am so funny, and I know from our short time together that we are the best of friends.  I have no doubt that if the situation were to arise, he would, without hesitation, jump in front of a bullet for me.  That bond between two people is hard to find. 

Thank you for your love, I look forward to our next strange elevator meeting, my fast talking, heavily accented friend.

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