Beetlejuice Predicts Super Bowl Winner Among Other Things

Beetlejuice, one of Howard Stern’s “Wack Pack”, recently joined the twitter world and if you have been smart, or lucky enough to find and follow him you have been blessed with immeasurable knowledge and laughs ever since.

Here are a few of his greatest tweets on the Super Bowl, foreign policy and lifelong riddles. Follow him now @Beetlepimp and enjoy.

Lester Green ‏@Beetlepimp
“@Dom86_IGN_MEDIA: Hey @Beetlepimp What are your views on foreign policy?” dat sh*t don’t make sense, dey got dey own problems

Lester Green ‏@Beetlepimp
“@davidbourneuk: @Beetlepimp How much wood would a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck would chuck wood?” ain’t no chuck here

Lester Green ‏@Beetlepimp
“@celticsjk: @Beetlepimp PLEASE let us know, how many girls last night??”. Me? Like about 4 or 2 I think it was, maybe like 8

Lester Green ‏@Beetlepimp
“@dkendr: @Beetlepimp Who is going to win the Super Bowl this year, Beet?” dat sh*t got nuttin ta do wit me, I lift weights all f*ckin day

Category: Humor