After the Japanese Samurai Warrior’s strait miss to start the video you need to check out ole boy’s bowl-cut, butt-cut at the .08 second-mark.  Then the Samurai takes his samurai sword and hacks at a 93-mph fastball and slices it into two pieces, leaving the spectators in absolute awe. 

People! People! What do you expect is going to happen when you take a samurai sword to a heater?  It is going to cut it into two. Seriously, 93-mph heaters break about four or five bats a game. Do you not think a sword will cut a ball in half?

Now, go back to eight seconds and look at the bowl-cut, butt-cut guy’s reaction. I think he is trying to call a cab or something.