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Megan Fox’s Rose Boy Found

By: nickev | June 25th, 2009 | Category: Hilariousness - Videos

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First off, there is no way Megan Fox is real.  She has to be from another planet that just produces strait Yump after Yump.  Second off, there was a lot of fuss about the picture above.

Lil’ buddy, who is rockin’ the old school t-shirt, is doing just as Marshall Mathers says.  He is taking advantage of his ONE SHOT! Sometimes you only get one opportunity and he came prepared to pimp the pants off of Megan Fox  with his yellow rose.  But, in his attempt, all he gets is a disgruntled face from Ms. Fox. 

Then came this video and an apology from Megan Fox.

Then came the Kodak company. Kodak gets involved and offers $5,000 to anyone who can find them the Rose Boy and allow them to reconnect him with Megan Fox.

Well, it didn’t take long. This morning at 7:30 a.m. on a site called Gawker.com, Kim from Montreal wrote them, saying that she had found lil’ buddy on Facebook.

Hey guys,
I have this boy on my facebook friends list! I sent Him an email too inform him about kodak, And sent kodak 3 emails with tons of informations. Im crossing my fingers Kodak really tries to contact him!
=)
I Better Win!
lolll

She even emailed them a screen shot of his Facebook page.

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Now it is Kodak’s duty and obligation to hook lil’ Harvii up with Megan Fox and get him a lil’ action.  There is one downfall to the whole thing though.  If lil’ buddy gets him some Megan Fox, he is pretty much screwed for life.

And please explain to me how the kid says he is 11-years old but he is born in 1983.   According to his birthday on his page, he is getting ready to turn 26 on July 15.  Could he be one of those Andy Milonakis kids?

It’s all irrelevant.  Just get this kid some Megan Fox!

Megan Fox…UH YUMP!!!

One Response to “Megan Fox’s Rose Boy Found”

  1. Screw that. This lil’ idiot shoulda known that a Yellow Rose symbolizes friendship… he fuhed up his one opportunity by trying to go the friend route. That’s what he gets. Anyhow, this story is an eerie precursor to what’s gonna go down here on the Pinkie come next Yumpday . . . . . . . TUNE IN FOLKS!!! July 1st, 2009: Straitpinkie’s 100th Yump!!!! Who will take the honor?????????

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