So evidentally this lil’ buddy, who is a lil’ nerdy, thinks he’s got some hops. He sees a fountain and he is like, “you know what, I got this, I can jump to the middle of that lil’ beast”. So he tucks in his short-sleeved, collared shirt and revs up. Read Cliff’s post from earlier today and you will realize that his chances were zero to zero with the collared shirt. So he takes off, comes up short and busts his face on the rocks. 

Moran.