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Kentucky’s Best Kept Secret: Ernie Brown Jr. aka The Turtle Man

By: Carl H | April 29th, 2009 | Category: Hilariousness -Videos

I think it goes without saying that Ernie is the greatest turtle hunter to ever roam the murky, snapping-turtle infested waters of Kentucky or any state for that matter. Watch as “The Turtle Man” runs full speed ahead, caution to the wind, and dives right in – - reaching blindly in hopes of snagging him the tail end of this sharp beaked beast. SIMPLY UNCOUTH!!!

And what a role model for youth everywhere. Mr. Brown Jr. doesn’t drink, do drugs, smoke cigarettes or chew tobacco. Turtle huntin’ is his hobby and you “can’t ask for no better”.

The “Rebel Indian Yell”…. “I ain’t got no horn, so that’s the way I do it”…. “It just ain’t for football, the Gatorade is for The Turtle Man”…. wow. simply, wow…. Five minutes and 37 seconds of pure AWESOME!!!

9 Responses to “Kentucky’s Best Kept Secret: Ernie Brown Jr. aka The Turtle Man”

  1. by BlackIrish on April 29th, 2009 10:24 am

    333
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    chainsaw
    beef
    fish neck

  2. by Carl H on April 29th, 2009 10:34 am

    absolute love for this man. How do you knock your teeth out with a chainsaw?!?!?!?? WHOO WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  3. by Snotty P on April 29th, 2009 11:09 am

    I am changing my last name to Brown, just so I can name my kid Ernie.
    “They think I’m crazy, but they cain’t help but like me.”
    “I get my test every year, so, so far they said I was a perfect man” <—I agree, Ernie
    1/4 Cherokee, 1/4 Shawnee, 1/4 Yankee, 1/4 Confederate = 100% Awesome!

  4. by Guy on April 29th, 2009 11:39 am

    I’m going to go ahead and say that teeth getting knocked is the least severe accident ever involving a chainsaw.

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    We need you to get turtles out of our lake. Please respond. Thank you.

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