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		<title>By: Daily Toke: Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away. : WeedBits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daily Toke: Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. &#124; Hail Mary Jane</dc:creator>
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		<description>Heheh...&quot;Seize the kid’s vocal chords with your gaze and will them into submission. If the kid starts coughing/wheezing, and/or stops breathing, you missed the vocal chords. Refocus your man gaze before you choke the kid out.&quot;</description>
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