Wisconsin – Late on a Saturday night, a Wisconsin woman called 911 to report a drunken driver: herself.

In a recording of the call, the dispatcher is heard asking Mary Strey, 49, “You behind them?” Strey answers, “No, I am them.” The confused dispatcher asks, “You am them?” And Strey responds, “Yes, I am them.”

The dispatcher then tells Strey to pull over so she doesn’t have an accident.

The 911 recording was released Friday, and Strey was charged last week with driving drunk and operating a vehicle with a blood-alcohol level of 0.1 or more, The Wausau Daily Herald reported.

Strey is heard on the call asking if she should turn the car off and put her hazard lights on.

Police said Strey told them she had had seven or eight brandy and Cokes at different bars and was on her way home when she called, WQOW TV reported.

Courtesy of AOL Weird News

Two days in a row with the hilarious DUI arrests. Yesterday, we told you about Breathalyzer Man and now this. I give the lady props for not wanting to be behind the wheel drunk. But, how about this? Once you realize you are behind the wheel, just blitzed out of your mind off of some brandy and cokes, call someone you know and have them pick you up. If you don’t have friends, park your Saturn on the side of the road, get out of the driver’s seat, take the keys out of the ignition and just pop some z’s right there on Granton Road.

How great is the line, “No, I am them.”?