Philadelphia, PA – A “desperate” Philadelphia Phillies fan was arrested for offering to exchange sex for tickets to see her beloved team play the Yankees, investigators said.

Cops say Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted a pleading ad on craigslist saying she needed two tickets to baseball’s biggest game.

“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX!” the ad was headlined.

“Diehard Phillies fan – gorgeous tall buxom blonde – in desperate need of two World Series Tickets,” she allegedly wrote.

Describing the price as “negotiable,” she ended the ad flirtatiously: “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

Bucks County Public Safety Director Fred Harran said an officer with the special investigations unit spotted the ad and set up a meeting with Finkelstein at a bar.

The officer told her he and his brother had tickets to sell.

Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts on both of them, saying, “Well, I’d rather have two tickets, and I could take care of both of you.”

“There was no confusion at all,” Harran said. “She was pretty explicit in what she was going to trade.”

Finkelstein is charged with a misdemeanor count of prostitution. No one answered her home phone yesterday, but she posted on Facebook that she “is wondering about the integrity of our ‘police.’”

Courtesy of NYDailyNews.com

I really have nothing to say about this except for the fact that the only respectable Phillies fan in the world is Cory Matthews of Boy Meets World.