For most squares who toil through the standard work week, Saturday night is the time to let it all hang out, sometimes even declaring shenanigans early in the day. While it is usually easy to find some fellow degenerates to willingly participate in a little debauchery, there are some nights when we may need a wild card. What better way to spice it up than to throw down with a real life rock star? These six mad caps from the past 40 years would be a blast to hang out with any Saturday night….just make sure you don’t have any plans for Sunday morning.

Keith Richards/Mick Jagger
The two Rolling Stones lynch pins are a package deal, as they have been rocking out almost twice as long as I have been alive. Anyone who claims that the fast life leads to a fast death must justify how these two are still alive and kicking. Proving that good health is just a state of mind, this aging duo would still be dynamite entertainment. Being drank under the table by a 66-year old man is something that has never happened to me, but I would love to go down swinging with Mick.
Best song of theirs to karaoke together: Honky tonk woman

Age is only a number on the road to desecration.

Jim Morrison
Although Morrison fell victim to the curse of 27, there is little doubt he would still be quite the rambler if alive today. Morrison’s famous poetry and songwriting would be quite the mind trip while scarfing down a pizza together at 3AM.
Best song of his to karaoke together: Alabama Song (whisky bar)

Ted Nugent
While the Nuge isn’t quite the musical legend of the first two on the list, he would still be good for some solid stories come Monday. After rocking out with the Amboy Dukes all those years, the Motor City Madman is now a DARE spokeman (that is not a joke), meaning there is no cooler designated driver on the planet. His sobreity would not be a problem, as he would also provide quality entertainment while talking politics.
Best song of his to karaoke together: Stranglehold

Steven Tyler
The Aerosmith lead man has been on and off the wagon so many times, it’s hard to tell which version of him you may get on a Saturday night. Who cares? They’re all awesome. Tyler has been rocking for four decades, so who am I to tell him that he should take his foot off the gas? Bottoms up, bro! Maybe he will show me his sweet microphone stand straddle.
Best song of his to karaoke together: Rag doll

1 Saturday night w/Steven Tyler = 4 years off life. For you, not him.

Axl Rose
You would need to bring your ‘A’ game to roll with Rose, as the night is most likely going to end in some sort of dispute, possibly between you and him. Notorious for his crazy antics, there is no doubt Rose would bring the pain. It is recommended before you all go out in public to listen to the entire ‘Appetite for Destruction’ album and slap each other across the face.
Best song of his to karaoke together: Mr. Brownstone